Probably the worst smack talk ever....

.... at least for me

without further ado

[21:48:01] Laice > so
[21:48:12] Laice > not coming to play?
[21:48:38] Laice > i put all my faction shit on especially and all :(
[21:48:43] Laice > did hear you were pussies though
[21:48:54] Laice > afk going for a smoke
[21:49:46] Laice > infact imma bring my combat orca up
[21:49:54] Laice > could probably get a good fitting from you
[21:50:50] Laice > no one home?
[21:50:54] Laice > circlejerking?
[21:51:23] Laice > if you dont come out i'm going to start singing
[21:51:55] Laice > hey bladeburner
[21:52:17] Bladeburner > yea whats up ?
[21:52:18] Laice > you know why you remind me of my mother?
[21:52:39] Bladeburner > cos you wanna suck on my nips ?
[21:53:00] Laice > nah it's cus she's so fat she doesnt fit the undocking ramp
[21:53:20] Bladeburner > lmao i know i need to grease my arse
[21:53:29] Laice > i brought lube for such an occaision
[21:53:38] Laice > it's a few years out of date and got this brown shit in it
[21:53:39] Bladeburner > you got gloves ?
[21:53:42] Laice > but still good
[21:53:58] Laice > nah gloves are for people who give a shit
[21:54:28] Bladeburner > and here i thought this dec wasn't personal but just a contract
[21:55:04] Laice > if our contract states *mentally violate* who are we to argue?
[21:56:18] Laice > i got all day
[21:56:23] Laice > i get paid whatever
[21:56:29] Laice > so you can undock and join in on the fun
[21:56:32] Bladeburner > good i ain't i work for a living
[21:56:42] Laice > or your subscription goes to waste
[21:56:48] Laice > i'll be here lubed up for when you're ready <3
[21:57:02] Laice > may as well cancel your subs infact tbh
[21:57:58] Bladeburner > well if your going to a persoanl level this convo is over and you won't get any response in local
[21:58:06] Laice > tbh
[21:58:12] Laice > you wernt exactly cooperative on our first dater
[21:58:14] Laice > date*
[21:58:24] Laice > i feel like i'm wearing the trousers
[21:58:27] Laice > or pants
[21:58:50] Laice > that's no way to treat a lady
[21:58:54] Laice > you should be ashamed
[21:59:11] Laice > i go to ALL this trouble
[21:59:16] Neero Caesar > Helloooooo again War Targets
[21:59:20] SplashDown > hi guys
[21:59:22] Bladeburner > you havd a nice fleet i agree and the other day you had neut support and not engaging the unknown
[21:59:38] Laice > flattery will get you nowhere
[21:59:52] Laice > you've gone past that point
[21:59:56] Laice > we're in the "friend zone" now
[22:00:04] Laice > YOU'RE NOTHING TO ME
[22:00:08] Aleph Paradox > is there nachos on this side too ?
[22:00:16] Neero Caesar > We knew what you had and if you had stayed on that gate just a snippet longer we would have had you
[22:00:23] Laice > ok
[22:00:25] Laice > we'll go back to that gate
[22:00:27] Laice > if you want?
[22:00:31] Neero Caesar > However you all ran back
[22:00:31] Vonce forthelulz > yo i hurd broken chains alliance cant fight
[22:00:51] Laice > which gate exactly?
[22:00:57] Vonce forthelulz > sittin in station boo hoo
[22:00:58] Laice > i'll put on my shiny shit especially
[22:01:17] Vonce forthelulz > OH MAH GAWD A WARDEC SIT IN STATION UNTIL THE ALLIANCE FALLS APART
[22:01:25] Vonce forthelulz > Adocius wimp
[22:01:28] Vonce forthelulz > Bentakhar wimp
[22:01:32] Vonce forthelulz > Bladeburner wimp
[22:01:35] Laice > this is such an easy contract
[22:01:36] Bentakhar > me !
[22:01:37] Vonce forthelulz > dunnhill wimp
[22:01:41] Vonce forthelulz > Garhan Ulvson wimp
[22:01:42] Bentakhar > i just do PI
[22:01:44] Laice > like we do nothing for cash
[22:01:44] Vonce forthelulz > Girdeux Acorde wimp
[22:01:50] Vonce forthelulz > jaybo dafirst wimp
[22:01:53] Vonce forthelulz > Kaisi13 wimp
[22:01:58] Vonce forthelulz > Orchiector wimp
[22:02:03] Vonce forthelulz > prettyboyfloyde wimp
[22:02:08] SplashDown > 2bil isk makes the baddies go away
[22:02:08] Vonce forthelulz > Siilis wimp
[22:02:13] Vonce forthelulz > Silbernix wimp
[22:02:17] Vonce forthelulz > toreno barath wimp
[22:02:21] MRJXD Inferno > Vonce forthelulz
[22:02:30] SplashDown > if ya cant fight and ya cant pay,,,ya wont play
[22:02:39] Neero Caesar > Minmatar Death Squad lives for war we heard
[22:02:45] Bentakhar > ur forgeting PI again!
[22:02:48] SplashDown > alrdy paid for 5 weeks worth of war =)
[22:02:48] Laice > nah they're all dead
[22:02:54] Laice > $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
[22:03:45] vega11 > bunch of bitches
[22:04:17] SplashDown > oh noes teh mighty imacus
[22:04:28] Laice > i had an imicus once
[22:04:31] Laice > had to have it put down
[22:04:34] Sean Hall > just looking at your pretty fleet
[22:04:38] Laice > kept shitting everywhere
[22:06:16] Laice > ok well now we're going out togeter again
[22:06:19] Laice > i'm gonna hang around
[22:06:23] Laice > i dont want you sleeping around again

Over & Out
Kaisi13

P.S. their fleet consisted of the following: 2x Armageddon, 2x Curse, 4x Guardian 1x Damnation, 1 Huricane, 1 Megathron, 1 Pilgrim, 1 Prophecy, 1 Proteus 1 Scorpion

War No. 3

So here we are again. We've been war decced for the third time.
It seems that there is one guy who has been involved in every of the 3 wars, who might have some personal issues with our Alliance.
This atm is only a suspicion nothing confirmed yet.

The good thing is, that the Alliance is coming together now and we are starting to grow some teeth.

However I wonder what this guy was thinking!
Honestly mining during a war..............!!!

Over & Out
Kaisi13

Incursion assault sites

Last night I managed successfully to run my first assault Incursion site as a Logi pilot.
Boy that was quite a bit of work. Had to keep an eyes on my Watchlist, on the Broadcasts aswell as the Overview while listening to the FC and watching the logi chat.

I learned alot but tbh I prefer running vanguard sites. As those are easier. You can keep almost all of the fleet on your watchlists and have all the fleet members targeted continuosly. Maybe the FC should have set up the fleet differently in order to facilitate things.

We did a Nation Consolidation Network where you have 2 Acceleration gates. 1 with Cruiser Sansha's and another one with Battleship Sansha's. The FC had 2 squads set up, which in my opinion should have been set up as follows: squad 1 for the Cruiser gates and squad 2 for the BS gates that way us logis could have added almost everyone required to our watchlist. As it was the squads were spread over both parts of the site. Which complicated things a bit. However we managed to complete the site withou loosing any ships.

At the end I still prefer to blitz the vanguard sites, as I can make 10 mill ISK every 10 minutes, whereas the assault site took about an hour to complete with a reward of 16 mill ISK.

Anyhow, I'm having a lot of fun running these incursion sites. Though I yet have to do a HQ site.
But first I want to get more experience as a logi pilot.

If you have any tips & tricks on beeing a logi pilot let me know.

Over & Out
Kaisi13

Sad Sad Sad

It seems, that I have chosen the best possible moment to start blogging about Eve.
I will not be able to play much Eve in the next few months as I am organizing the move to the American continent. I should have actually seen this coming but never actually thought about this.

Anyway I hope my 2 readers will stick with me until I return fully to Eve. Which should hopefully be by November. I might be able to grab every now and then a couple of moments with Eve but it will nowhere be a regular thing.

If you want me to blog some about this move, feel free to let me know by leaving a comment.

Over & Out
Kaisi13

Mass Testing on Singularity

Last night I participated in my first Mass Test on Singularity.
I am glad I did it.
Am I going to do it again?
I don't know.

Seriously when FC calls battlecomms, this means for everyone to shut up and listen to him.
And not to start arguing with him about every order he gives or even calling out additional targets.
Or trying out your new voice masking software.
But I guess it doesn't really matter too much, as everything costs only 100 ISK.

I do hope that these Mass Test help CCP, because the level of BS during those tests is truly amazing.
If you've never experienced that, I can only recommend it.

Over & Out
Kaisi13

War update

Well it seems, that the WAR-deccing Alliance are just wasting their money.
Apparently they saw some of our mates hauling expensive stuff from Jita back home and decided they could possibly make some isk in killing our haulers and looting the wrecks.

Well so far our activities have not been much disrupted.
We have taken some precautionary measures just in case they decide to make a move.

And another War

 This morning I logged on, to find out that we have once again been War-decced.
We had a 6 day break from the last War, where nothing much happened.
I wonder how this one will go. I do hope this time around that we get some kills.

This is interrupting my incursion running atm, but since there are currently no Minmatar Incursions around. Let's see if this alliance makes it into our home sistem. The last one did not make it.

I wonder who we pissed of, that we get war-decced so sudden?
Since I joined MMDS at the beginning of the year, we've been only war-decced in the last 2 weeks.

If anyone reading this blog (I do hope that I have some readers by now) knows why we are getting decced. Please leave me a comment.

Over & Out
Kaisi13

War & Wormholes

As we still had a War going on, not much exciting happened.

I decided to scan our High-Sec sistem and managed to find an empty C1 WH with a couple of Anomalies in it.
The WH guide I use tells me that it has a static C1 + C6 exit.
So while I was scanning the anomalies. I started forming up a small Raiding fleet to clear the WH.
So all in all I get a fleet of 5 and we jump in.
After clearing the first 2 sleeper sites. We have a couple of guys that need to leave. So we call it a night and warp to the WH to discover that it is critically unstable.
You can probably imagine what happened next.
3 of 5 ships get to jump out of the WH and I get stuck with another alliance m8 in this empty C1 WH.
And to make things worse neither of us has a probe launcher fitted and I have all the salvage in my hold.

What to do??

I decide to warp the 2 of us to the assumed C6 WH in the hopes that we might find some friendly inhabitants in that WH who would be willing to help us back out. And this is where lady luck comes to help us out. On arrival at the WH I check it (didn't do it before) and it leads to HI-SEC!!!
It's 30 some jumps from home, but we get to keep our salvage and our ships. So I don't complain. My Mate is also very happy not to have to blow up his ship.

As for the war it looks like it is finally over. We lost a couple of ships but nothing major. Our WT did not make it to our home system. So we could basically operate as normal. The only thing was, that I did not get to run any incursions.

Over & Out
Kaisi13