Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Probably the worst smack talk ever....

.... at least for me

without further ado

[21:48:01] Laice > so
[21:48:12] Laice > not coming to play?
[21:48:38] Laice > i put all my faction shit on especially and all :(
[21:48:43] Laice > did hear you were pussies though
[21:48:54] Laice > afk going for a smoke
[21:49:46] Laice > infact imma bring my combat orca up
[21:49:54] Laice > could probably get a good fitting from you
[21:50:50] Laice > no one home?
[21:50:54] Laice > circlejerking?
[21:51:23] Laice > if you dont come out i'm going to start singing
[21:51:55] Laice > hey bladeburner
[21:52:17] Bladeburner > yea whats up ?
[21:52:18] Laice > you know why you remind me of my mother?
[21:52:39] Bladeburner > cos you wanna suck on my nips ?
[21:53:00] Laice > nah it's cus she's so fat she doesnt fit the undocking ramp
[21:53:20] Bladeburner > lmao i know i need to grease my arse
[21:53:29] Laice > i brought lube for such an occaision
[21:53:38] Laice > it's a few years out of date and got this brown shit in it
[21:53:39] Bladeburner > you got gloves ?
[21:53:42] Laice > but still good
[21:53:58] Laice > nah gloves are for people who give a shit
[21:54:28] Bladeburner > and here i thought this dec wasn't personal but just a contract
[21:55:04] Laice > if our contract states *mentally violate* who are we to argue?
[21:56:18] Laice > i got all day
[21:56:23] Laice > i get paid whatever
[21:56:29] Laice > so you can undock and join in on the fun
[21:56:32] Bladeburner > good i ain't i work for a living
[21:56:42] Laice > or your subscription goes to waste
[21:56:48] Laice > i'll be here lubed up for when you're ready <3
[21:57:02] Laice > may as well cancel your subs infact tbh
[21:57:58] Bladeburner > well if your going to a persoanl level this convo is over and you won't get any response in local
[21:58:06] Laice > tbh
[21:58:12] Laice > you wernt exactly cooperative on our first dater
[21:58:14] Laice > date*
[21:58:24] Laice > i feel like i'm wearing the trousers
[21:58:27] Laice > or pants
[21:58:50] Laice > that's no way to treat a lady
[21:58:54] Laice > you should be ashamed
[21:59:11] Laice > i go to ALL this trouble
[21:59:16] Neero Caesar > Helloooooo again War Targets
[21:59:20] SplashDown > hi guys
[21:59:22] Bladeburner > you havd a nice fleet i agree and the other day you had neut support and not engaging the unknown
[21:59:38] Laice > flattery will get you nowhere
[21:59:52] Laice > you've gone past that point
[21:59:56] Laice > we're in the "friend zone" now
[22:00:04] Laice > YOU'RE NOTHING TO ME
[22:00:08] Aleph Paradox > is there nachos on this side too ?
[22:00:16] Neero Caesar > We knew what you had and if you had stayed on that gate just a snippet longer we would have had you
[22:00:23] Laice > ok
[22:00:25] Laice > we'll go back to that gate
[22:00:27] Laice > if you want?
[22:00:31] Neero Caesar > However you all ran back
[22:00:31] Vonce forthelulz > yo i hurd broken chains alliance cant fight
[22:00:51] Laice > which gate exactly?
[22:00:57] Vonce forthelulz > sittin in station boo hoo
[22:00:58] Laice > i'll put on my shiny shit especially
[22:01:17] Vonce forthelulz > OH MAH GAWD A WARDEC SIT IN STATION UNTIL THE ALLIANCE FALLS APART
[22:01:25] Vonce forthelulz > Adocius wimp
[22:01:28] Vonce forthelulz > Bentakhar wimp
[22:01:32] Vonce forthelulz > Bladeburner wimp
[22:01:35] Laice > this is such an easy contract
[22:01:36] Bentakhar > me !
[22:01:37] Vonce forthelulz > dunnhill wimp
[22:01:41] Vonce forthelulz > Garhan Ulvson wimp
[22:01:42] Bentakhar > i just do PI
[22:01:44] Laice > like we do nothing for cash
[22:01:44] Vonce forthelulz > Girdeux Acorde wimp
[22:01:50] Vonce forthelulz > jaybo dafirst wimp
[22:01:53] Vonce forthelulz > Kaisi13 wimp
[22:01:58] Vonce forthelulz > Orchiector wimp
[22:02:03] Vonce forthelulz > prettyboyfloyde wimp
[22:02:08] SplashDown > 2bil isk makes the baddies go away
[22:02:08] Vonce forthelulz > Siilis wimp
[22:02:13] Vonce forthelulz > Silbernix wimp
[22:02:17] Vonce forthelulz > toreno barath wimp
[22:02:21] MRJXD Inferno > Vonce forthelulz
[22:02:30] SplashDown > if ya cant fight and ya cant pay,,,ya wont play
[22:02:39] Neero Caesar > Minmatar Death Squad lives for war we heard
[22:02:45] Bentakhar > ur forgeting PI again!
[22:02:48] SplashDown > alrdy paid for 5 weeks worth of war =)
[22:02:48] Laice > nah they're all dead
[22:02:54] Laice > $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
[22:03:45] vega11 > bunch of bitches
[22:04:17] SplashDown > oh noes teh mighty imacus
[22:04:28] Laice > i had an imicus once
[22:04:31] Laice > had to have it put down
[22:04:34] Sean Hall > just looking at your pretty fleet
[22:04:38] Laice > kept shitting everywhere
[22:06:16] Laice > ok well now we're going out togeter again
[22:06:19] Laice > i'm gonna hang around
[22:06:23] Laice > i dont want you sleeping around again

Over & Out
Kaisi13

P.S. their fleet consisted of the following: 2x Armageddon, 2x Curse, 4x Guardian 1x Damnation, 1 Huricane, 1 Megathron, 1 Pilgrim, 1 Prophecy, 1 Proteus 1 Scorpion



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